This shirt is guaranteed* to make you zombie proof or we will dispatch you ourselves.
Science will try to scare you with charts and graphs. But now you can feel confident during the coming zombie apocalypse.
In fact we are so sure this will make you zombie proof we will help you save $6 when you use the code "SCREWSCIENCE" at checkout. Take that six bucks and go buy some protein bars because you are in for a long apocalypse.
* Not applicable with fast zombies, rage infected humans, alien spores, rapture like events.