I was like you once. I didn't know who to trust. Then I... I chose another path... another life, another fate, where I found vegetables. The end of my world was unrecognizable and upside down. There was one thing that remained the same. They were my friend, and they told me the truth. Even when the world was falling apart, they were my constant. My touchstone.
(oh yeah, almost forgot... our kung fu is the best.)